100 Best Jokes

Posted in Humour by Elliott Back on February 15th, 2005.

Here’s joke number 5 of the sometimes not-safe-for-work funniest 100 jokes of all time:

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

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tjrich 2 years ago 1 point
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Good nice joke how bout this one...

Theres three kids called trouble,manners and shut up, and their playing a game of hide and seek and trouble is it. So Shut up hides behind a police car and Manners hides up a tree. A police man appears and goes "hello son whats your name?" So the boy replires "shut up", the gobsmacked police man goes "Wheres your manner?"So the boy says "Up a tree."The now furious police man goes "Are you looking for trouble son ?" and the boy says "No troubles looking for me !"

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